Slang: Victorian English
Thought you should see this post.
If my friends don’t try to bring “Bitch the pot” back into popular usage, they’re not using their influence right.
Anywho, even though I say I post whatever I like, I tend to post more on a scale of superwholock, the avengers, tom hiddleston, and any other fandom shit I see flying through my dash. BUT DONT GET ME WRONG; I still post other things. Lots of other things...(*reblogging a porn gif*)
And if you're ever on at the time, you might just see me crackin' a couple of dumb jokes I get off of milk cartons!! *sparkle, sparkle*
i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage.
i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
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The national geographic one gets me all the time.
i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing